dont date someone who doesnt enjoy talking to you a lot
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dont submerge yourself in water and inhale
don’t drink milk if ur lack toast intolerance
We just gonna ignore that he said lack toast intolerance?
the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later
also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard
what about the last person. what do they get.
the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them
also, their credit cards
are you a space or ocean person? roses or daisies person? french toast or pancakes person?
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People starving when tons of unsold food is thrown away globally because people couldn’t afford to purchase the food, that’s violence.
People dying and going bankrupt to pay for their healthcare, that’s violence.
People being evicted from their homes when there are more houses than there are houseless people, that’s violence.
I’ve been saying this for years!
Thats why I hate when ppl waste food -___-
Muslim brothers and sisters
So I found this app called Scan Halal where you scan the bar code of your food and it tells you if its halal or not. It’s a free app too. Pass this on so others can see and worry a little less about their food/snack choices
u ever wanna get invited to a wedding ONLY because you wanna dress up and look good
you forgot about the food too
how could I forget the food wow
That’s the reality of getting invited to most fancy parties haha
i can’t remember growing up??
I can’t remember the point when adults started cursing around me without apologizing, or when I was allowed to get my own food. I can’t remember when I stopped sliding into my mom’s bed after having a bad night. I can’t remember when my mom stopped chopping my food up at dinner, or when my mom stopped checking on me while I was in the bath. I don’t remember things changing, I don’t remember growing up.
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance